Another Facebook post, but one that I regrettably did not screenshot before it was deleted.

Two girls bickering about alleged man stealing and fucking all of the other person’s friends. Then the one girl says something along the lines of, “I hope you enjoy my ex and tell me how my taint tastes.”

That is one hell of a line.

If this guy speaks the truth, then Sm4sh is going to be amazing!

I take far too much time on my Facebook pictures than any sane person probably should.

This popped up on my Facebook and all I could think was “Congratulations?” I really don’t know what is to be gained from making this post. I am 100% positive that nobody gives a shit about your celibacy Facebook girl.  

This popped up on my Facebook and all I could think was “Congratulations?” I really don’t know what is to be gained from making this post. I am 100% positive that nobody gives a shit about your celibacy Facebook girl.  

atrioventriculas:

I refuse to take off my Dads sweatshirt ok
I ate an apple today but also wore my Dads sweatshirt I’m so excited

atrioventriculas:

I refuse to take off my Dads sweatshirt ok

I ate an apple today but also wore my Dads sweatshirt I’m so excited